Hips

I just figured out why Heavenly Father blessed me with such Big Hips. I just finished mowing my entire back lawn with one hand, while balancing Luke on one of my hips. I then used the other hip to engage the clutch on our self propelled mower.

You may ask why on earth I didn't just leave Luke in the house . . . well it started out that way until I looked over at the back door to see him watching me through tear filled eyes and a red, sweaty face that had been crying for some time. :(

He apparently crawled past the door and saw that mom was outside without him, and just felt extremely neglected.

Now if only I could figure out why I have been endowed with these flabby arms. ;)